rexuality:

me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

iconicmonsters:

loseegoose:

scurrilizzie:

animalsdoingstuff:

The cheerio lands on the dog’s head.

i think this is the best gif

Forgot how to dog there for a second.

This shit is hilarious no matter how many times I see it.

iconicmonsters:

loseegoose:

scurrilizzie:

animalsdoingstuff:

The cheerio lands on the dog’s head.

i think this is the best gif

Forgot how to dog there for a second.

This shit is hilarious no matter how many times I see it.

Found this photo of a guy cutting cranberries in my text book, and captioned it appropriately.

Found this photo of a guy cutting cranberries in my text book, and captioned it appropriately.

so-personal:

my blog will make you horny ;)

so-personal:

my blog will make you horny ;)

Quick doodle

  • Me: "I'm sort of concerned about my butt being too white. Should I tan my butt?"
  • Friend: "Now that's an idea I could get behind... so to speak."
  • Taj: "Hey- I gotta tell you guys something. Me and Kasha are having a baby. We're pregnant!"
  • Everyone: "what, omg! that's so cool, congrats"..etc
  • Kasha: "So Emma, (their 7 year old daughter) "do you want it to be a boy or a girl?"
  • Emma: "um... I want it to be A HORSE!!" :D
  • Kasha: "WHAT? I-"
  • Taj: "Wait- wait," (crying from laughter) "If it is a horse, what do you want to name it?"
  • Emma: "COUCH!"
  • him: lol wanna hear a joke?
  • me: fine.
  • him: why did the blonde sue the fireman?
  • me:
  • him: because every time they drove past her in their truck their siren would go WWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOWWWWWW!!!
  • me:
  • him: like a wolf-whistle?
  • me:
  • him: and she thought it was sexual harassment.
  • him:
  • him: so she sued them.
  • me:
  • him:
  • me:
  • him: okay that wasn't funny, bye.