- Me: "I'm sort of concerned about my butt being too white. Should I tan my butt?"
- Friend: "Now that's an idea I could get behind... so to speak."
- Taj: "Hey- I gotta tell you guys something. Me and Kasha are having a baby. We're pregnant!"
- Everyone: "what, omg! that's so cool, congrats"..etc
- Kasha: "So Emma, (their 7 year old daughter) "do you want it to be a boy or a girl?"
- Emma: "um... I want it to be A HORSE!!" :D
- Kasha: "WHAT? I-"
- Taj: "Wait- wait," (crying from laughter) "If it is a horse, what do you want to name it?"
- Emma: "COUCH!"
- him: lol wanna hear a joke?
- me: fine.
- him: why did the blonde sue the fireman?
- me:
- him: because every time they drove past her in their truck their siren would go WWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOWWWWWW!!!
- me:
- him: like a wolf-whistle?
- me:
- him: and she thought it was sexual harassment.
- him:
- him: so she sued them.
- me:
- him:
- me:
- him: okay that wasn't funny, bye.
this made me Literally laugh out loud for at least 30 seconds.
at least 5 of my wishes came true this night. It really cant get any better.
- *halfway through dying my mom's hair*
- me: Oh no.
- mom: what?
- me: this is the wrong dye!
- my mom: WHAT?
- me: Haha, just kidding.
- my mom: you're grounded
- me: come on it was just a joke-
- mom: GROUNDED.
So, my friend got a tattoo, and I don’t have the heart to tell her that it has a gramatical error in it. “one’s” shouldn’t have the apostrophe… permanent
