M: is it annoying when I speak French?
K: no. Is it annoying when I speak?
M: oui. ;)
K: you bitch…

You’re gonna want to watch this.

"A child taxidermist, an outsider in his small town, is entranced by a girl who finds his work beautiful. But just as their relationship begins to progress, he does something that drastically changes everything."

  • my boyfriend was dropping me off at his house after spending time together.
  • him: *staring at me for a little while, takes my hand in his and says* You know, You really are so beautiful and wonderful and perfect for me, and I wish you believed all that.
  • me: I do believe all that.
  • him: You don't think you're really all that beautiful though.
  • me: ... Sure I do.
  • him: you should. Because you are. You really really are. *kisses me*
  • me: *blushing uncontrollably trying not to giggle or swoon*
  • him: *grinning* I better not see any of this on tumblr.
  • me: what do you mean?
  • him: you better not say how you think I'm full of shit for saying you're beautiful!
  • me: riiight. ;)

apromisesocasuallycruel:

so this creep was hitting on me, and i tried to be nice about the whole thing…. but he won’t take a hint. 

get him, tumblr.

THIS SAME DICK DID THE SAME THING TO ME!

We were in his backyard, and suddenly he smiled really big and he got up and picked a flower for me. And after smelling it for like 10 minutes, we were asked by his parents to go and get food. So I set the flower down by the swing and we went with him to get the food. Later, when we were preparing for him to take me back to my house, I remembered the flower, but the sprinklers had turned on in the backyard. So he walked through the sprinklers, getting his shoes, pants, and part of his shirt wet just to get the flower for me. God dammit, I’m in love.

We were in his backyard, and suddenly he smiled really big and he got up and picked a flower for me. And after smelling it for like 10 minutes, we were asked by his parents to go and get food. So I set the flower down by the swing and we went with him to get the food. Later, when we were preparing for him to take me back to my house, I remembered the flower, but the sprinklers had turned on in the backyard. So he walked through the sprinklers, getting his shoes, pants, and part of his shirt wet just to get the flower for me. God dammit, I’m in love.

omgfuckhazz:

han-rawr:

peetasboxers:

BOYS TAKE OFF THEIR SHIRTS SO WEIRD THEY LIKE GRAB THE SHIRT FROM THE BACK OF THEIR NECK AND YANK IT OVER THEIR HEAD THAT IS SO SEXUAL LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW YOU DO IT BOYS

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I could watch this all day

mental note to carefully observe this phenomena the next time my boyfriend removes his shirt.

  • "That uh, dress is really beautiful."
  • "Do you think so?"
  • "Yes. I mean it was nice on the hanger but it looks even better on you. You should wear it."
  • "I am wearing it."
  • "Oh. right. Of course, of course...of course..."

I HATE WHEN I MISS YOU, BECAUSE WHEN I MISS YOU I MISS YOU BADLY.

Literally me, a few minutes ago. 

Literally me, a few minutes ago. 

My friend messaged me this out of nowhere last night…Well, dang. :P

My friend messaged me this out of nowhere last night…Well, dang. :P