tyleroakley:

She won’t do it for the Vine.

so-personal:

my blog will make you horny ;)

so-personal:

my blog will make you horny ;)

Jack Whitehall on Gerard Butlers amazing voice

did-you-kno:

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH. MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GGGGGOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHHH.

did-you-kno:

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH. MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GGGGGOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHHH.

watching Say Yes to the Dress when my brother walks in and starts watching with me.

  • him: woah, that dress is glittery
  • him: nah, her butt looks big
  • him: why do they all not have any straps
  • him: all the brides say they want to look unique and special but they all leave with the same coloured dress, white.
  • him: i hate that slant-y thing they do with the tops.
  • him: whats that
  • him: who's that
  • him: is that her fiance?
  • him: why would you bring your fiance to a dress shop, men don't know anything about dresses.
  • him: ...
  • him: did I just watch 4 episodes with you?

limpdickmirrorpic:

gaywhitesweater2:

gaywhitesweater:

do you ever look at people’s urls and whisper “you don’t deserve it.”

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i’m still crying

oh its love. minecraft love.

oh its love. minecraft love.

My sister, ladies and gents...

  • my little sister: Kelly.
  • me: Hmm?
  • sis: I'm going to die alone.
  • sis: because I hate everyone,
  • sis: and I'm awkward.
  • me: You're not going to die alone,
  • sis: How do you know?
  • me: because if anyone is going to die alone here,
  • me: its me.
  • sis:
  • me:
  • sis: yeah, you're probably right.
  • me: you know what i hate?
  • me: well, everything,
  • me: but you know what i hate, like, specifically?