Jack Whitehall on Gerard Butlers amazing voice
watching Say Yes to the Dress when my brother walks in and starts watching with me.
- him: woah, that dress is glittery
- him: nah, her butt looks big
- him: why do they all not have any straps
- him: all the brides say they want to look unique and special but they all leave with the same coloured dress, white.
- him: i hate that slant-y thing they do with the tops.
- him: whats that
- him: who's that
- him: is that her fiance?
- him: why would you bring your fiance to a dress shop, men don't know anything about dresses.
- him: ...
- him: did I just watch 4 episodes with you?
do you ever look at people’s urls and whisper “you don’t deserve it.”
i’m still crying
My sister, ladies and gents...
- my little sister: Kelly.
- me: Hmm?
- sis: I'm going to die alone.
- sis: because I hate everyone,
- sis: and I'm awkward.
- me: You're not going to die alone,
- sis: How do you know?
- me: because if anyone is going to die alone here,
- me: its me.
- sis:
- me:
- sis: yeah, you're probably right.
- me: you know what i hate?
- me: well, everything,
- me: but you know what i hate, like, specifically?
Plot Twist: Someone says they love you and they actually mean it.




